21st
May
lulz-time:

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Grande Jerry

lulz-time:

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Grande Jerry

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dailyseinfeld:

REILLY: (leaning forward) You know, George…
REILLY: The ocean called. They’re running outta shrimp.
Everyone around the table laughs. Except for George, who looks triumphant. He swallows, and uses a napkin to clean his fingers.
GEORGE: (standing) Oh yeah, Reilly? (smugly) Well, the jerk store called. They’re running outta you.
REILLY: (unperturbed) What’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller!
Reilly and everyone else laughs even more than they did before. George looks angry and frustrated, even on the verge of tears for a second, then something occurs to him.
GEORGE: Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.
George looks round, smiling arrogantly, expecting laughter. But there is a deep, uncomfortable, silence. Reilly, looks stony-faced. McAdam stands and leans over to speak in George’s ear.
MCADAM: His wife is in a coma.

(via The Comeback)

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17th
February
En el trabajo

En el trabajo

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neopren:

FOR THE REST OF US

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20th
December
LOL!!!!!!!

fuckyeahdementia:

whats the deal with it?

LOL!!!!!!!

fuckyeahdementia:

whats the deal with it?

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30th
October
Seinfeld - The Stall. Season 5, episode 12.
“Tony, hey hey”

Seinfeld - The Stall. Season 5, episode 12.

Tony, hey hey

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30th
October
STEEELLAAAAA

STEEELLAAAAA

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29th
October
kramercosas

kramercosas

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jojondro:

Pedazo de capítulo

George Costanza sapbeeeee

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